potatoes are some of the most lonesome, lovable vegetables on the planet

Have you ever seen a little potatoe sitting all by itself of the side of the road, looking lost and forlorn and just wanted to take it home or throw it at someone?

Have you ever seen the potatoe digger ripping all those poor little things from thier nice comfortble home in the mud, and throwing them harshly into the trailer.

Have you seen the way they just bounce around in the back of the trailers as ythe tractors haul them across town? Do you care how much pain they go through?

Didn't think so.